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Cash & Tango Eat a Flavortown Mango

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1.
Welcome to Flavortown 02:26
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Welcome to Flavor town We got diners drive ins and dives Obey the rules here or pay with your lives Got a fryer here, it’s people sized Serve you up, with a side of fries On a throne I sit with flames on the sides Need some wheels if you wanna survive Flavortown is the place where mangos grow in peace All the rivers flow with baked beans The air smells like bacon and cheese is everywhere And when I get time to myself, I spend it in my flavor lair Welcome to my blessed orchard Trespass and prepare to be tortured My prized possession, my obsession, let this be a lesson I’d choose that mango over you peasants The grease king and a minister Show me love for I can be sinister Shower my subjects with wings that I administer No spot here you cant grab a bite to eat A little sweet or with a little heat Milkshake or are you feeling blood thirsty Flavortown nation Food Network on every station Flames and checkers on all of god’s creations Food so good make it a destination Flavortown nation Food Network on every station Flames and checkers on all of god’s creations Food so good make it a destination Flavortown nation Food Network on every station Flames and checkers on all of god’s creations Food so good make it a destination
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Finding the Tree 01:56
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I just found myself so far from home I got the munchies I want an ice cream cone Something fruity strawberry could be fine You want it tropical? Maybe Guy won't mind And I just want a mango And I just want a mango And I just want a mango And I just want... There are so many mangoes surely he won't mind I'll just take one, pluck it from the vine Tastes like honey, juice running down my wrists It's just lovely, Tango come quick try this Tastes like nothing I've ever eaten on this earth It's something special, it's filling me with mirth And we just ate a mango And we just ate a mango And we just ate a mango And we just ate...
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Driving Downtown in a Dodge Durango 03:04
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When I'm driving downtown in my Dodge Durango Eating a mango in the backseat Juice is dribbling down my chin Who's ready for a night full of sin? Rolling up with the homies I notice something amiss Cash and Tango stealing my mango *honk honk* I'm looking for something even better than bacon (better than bacon) I'll see if Cash and Tango know what's shaking (know what's shaking) Set the oven for 1,000 degrees (1,000 degrees) Tastes even better when you hear the screams (aaaaaaah) Flavortown is a place Where nothing is out of place Touch the produce and see what happens now
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69°C 01:41
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Eat the mango, do the tango, you know how we do Bingo bango, Dodge Durango in the rearview Hit the town, down to clown, down a drink or two Start a fight, stole a bike, sidecar's for you See the lights, ditch it right, didn't think this through Lose the bacon, asses shaking, check out her crew Shoot some grease, unleash the beast, slip out where she snooze Hit the can, find my man, we cannot lose 4am, breakfast my friend, orange juice Dine and dash, I love you Cash
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Deep Freeze 03:28
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If I had a hammer, I'd be one hammer richer If I had some strength, I'd use it to revolt Stuck without any kind of freedom We can't wait until we fall asleep Guy Fieri is not my friend We're no family, I cannot pretend Stuck without any kind of kindness We won't wait until we have been beat The baked bean factory closed in 1986 And Guy Fieri never stopped playing his tricks The river's soiled. Mangos only for the rich As we starve toiling in the ditch
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Mango #5 (Interlude) 01:04
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Aw damn. Cash and Tango sure have gotten themselves in a pickle. Ever since they devoured the prized mango of Guy Fieri, there is only one thing he has wanted on his burger. And it ain't bacon. No sir, it's not. It's the long pig. Hehehehehehehe...
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Burn This Flavortown Down 03:32
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Escaping with our necks alone, is not a satisfying zone. To leave our hearts and mind within. We’ve gone farther when embracing sin. Vengeance is something sweet, better than the mangoes we once seeked. We got away, but that’s not all, if we had to suffer then this place will fall. You grab the gas, I got the matches. We’re going wild, I’m feeling batshit We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby Fire in my eyes I rip off, my disguise Revealing who I always was The arsonist, with the worthy cause Grilled fruit a tasty treat Something nice, served with defeat Those frosted tips are all but melted Guy’s reign of terror has now ended I’m so happy so warm inside Lights dancing in my eyes. Nowhere to hide. We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby We’re gonna burn it down, burn it down, baby (The boys are taking up arms) (Pitchforks replace the wind farms) (Mangoes once looked so dope) (Now flames are licking our toes) (One day we’ll have a new chance) (To take another guy’s plants) (Till that forlorn day comes) (We will torch these bums)
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Hot Goss at the Electric Mango 01:52
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Oooooooh yeah, the band's really on tonight (Jazz) Cash and Tango really got themselves in a stitch No escape, Fieri's angry, now aint that a bitch Burning down that grove got a different kind of heat Laying low they gotta keep themselves off of the street So you need a way to slip away from the fuzz Look no further then the Electric Mango and Hot Gos Sticky floors, overpours, smoky ceiling, paint is peeling Underground, muffled sounds, miscreants know the feeling Name is Jack, that's a fact, know everything in this city You need a ride, I know a guy, have a seat now ain't it pretty I made this place for anyone who won't obey Hear the jazz, have a drink, enjoy your stay OK, here's the rub, Fieri's gonna come and eat your ass You need a way out, make it a double and make it fast Fieri's penis rocket is the only way. I jack a ride, blast off. I hope you enjoy the stay. Fieri's penis rocket is the only way. I jack a ride, blast off. I hope you enjoy the stay. Fieri's penis rocket is the only way. I jack a ride, blast off. I hope you enjoy the stay. Ladies and gentlemen (Fieri's here) (We gotta go now)
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Fieri's Fury 02:22
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Tango looks to be so yummy So maybe you and Cash can play gin rummy in my tummy Some say that I'm deranged But I disagree, you see, you're best served with champagne This fire just isn't on my shirt I'll give you some hot sauce, soon you'll feel the hurt One egg Two whites One more empty goodnight Cash looks to be so yummy So maybe you and Tango can go play backgammon in my tummy You've heard that I'm a great chef Something sweet, some heat and another attempt To prevent my recipe Now don't wait long I'll just make some tea Or maybe a different game We can play craps if you'd like We don't have to be profane I also have bananagrams If we play, loser has to try, my apricot JAM
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Duel of the Plates 00:31
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Leafy Greens 01:54
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I'm gonna kick your ass You won't last one minute Don't fill up on spinach Sauteed greens Just means peas Can't say cheese when you're missing All your teeth I'll be chutney when you're done with me I'll make jam out of your icee You'll need death after all this pain No one's sane inside of this game It's in my name I've got fists You won't miss Just one kiss from mama You're eating shit Sauteed greens Means broccoli Can't say shit when you're missing All you need You'll be chutney when you're done with me I'll make jam out of your icee You'll need death after all this pain No one's sane inside of this game It's in my name
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The Beatdown 02:41
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Red rains fall from above Go through the clouds planes and the sun Flow from my fingers and clench my fists Your head will implode and eyes turn to mist You won't get away with this You low life sack of piss You won't ever sleep again There is no world in which you win Super Cash against Perfect Guy Now my true strength will just pierce the sky The best cook in all the land Can't eat his arm, your fries are bland You won't get away with this You low life sack of piss You won't ever sleep again There is no world in which you win You won't get away with this You low life sack of piss You won't ever sleep again There is no world in which you win Guy's grease god fist just may Fall flat as I deflect, is this play? My eyes are white, but I can see clear I've transcended and now I have no fear You won't get away with this You low life sack of piss You won't ever sleep again There is no world in which you win You won't get away with this You low life sack of piss You won't ever sleep again There is no world in which you win TANGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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The Last Schmaltz 02:09
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I saw my life slip through my fingers. I want to stay. Can I please linger? One more chance to see my best friend. I can't pretend to comprehend What he will feel without me there At peace, bullshit, I'll miss his stare
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Death of Tango (Italian Herbs & Cheese) 03:37
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I miss Tango. I'm just Cash On my own again, in the past As a baby, I was cold Alone and afraid again, on my own Where I ended, was where I start I've never stayed as someone smart I was sobbing, breaking down I'm a mess now. I'm a clown. I am useless, just a sham A solo wanderer, stuck in life's oldest scam I miss Tango. I'm just Cash On my own again, in the past As a baby I was cold Alone and afraid again, on my own Where I ended, was where I start I've never stayed as someone smart I was sobbing, breaking down I'm a mess now. I'm a clown.

about

The year is 20XX and our heroes Cash and Tango once again find themselves in a pickle. Will they take a nibble of the forbidden fruit? Will Guy Fieri serve our boys their just deserts or will they ride that gravy train straight outta town?



~~~Story summary~~~

1. Welcome to Flavortown
A vignette of a magical world. Think Cloudy WIth a Chance of Meatballs, but with something sinister lurking beneath the surface.

2. Finding The Tree
Our heroes Cash and Tango enter the scene. They find themselves a bit peckish and decide to steal a mango from Guy Fieri's farm.

3. Driving Downtown in a Dodge Durango
Guy Fieri notices some troublemakers stealing one of his prized mangos. He decides that he will stop at nothing to make Cash and Tango pay for their crime.

4. 69​°​C
Cash and Tango have a great night on the town.

5. Deep Freeze
The downtrodden citizens of Flavortown reflect on their poor living conditions. It's explained that when the baked bean factory closed in 1986, Guy Fieri has become the town's sole employer. While he proclaims to treat his employees as a family, he treats them as disposable cogs in his mango producing machine.

6. Mango #5 (Interlude)
Guy Fieri continues to grow angrier as our heroes elude him. He begins to crave human flesh.

7. Burn This Flavortown Down
After discovering the true extent of Guy's cruelness, Cash and Tango decide that they must set the citizens of Flavortown free. They burn Guy's mango groove to the ground and drive off into the sunset.

8. Hot Gos at the Electric Mango
The Electric Mango is jazz lounge filled with neon lights and Flavortown's seediest characters. Jack, the lounge's MC, tells Cash and Tango that if they want to escape Guy's wrath, their best bet is to board the Ares rocket and leave earth all together. As our heroes contemplate this option, Guy Fieri unleashes his true strength and destroys the Electric Mango with a single punch.

9. Fieri's Fury
Guy Fieri explains to Cash and Tango that he plans to murder and eat them both.

10. Duel of Plates
It's time for the boss encounter...

11. Leafy Greens
Cash and Tango will NOT go down without a fight. They begin throwing insults and fists at Guy.

12. The Beatdown
Guy gets the upper hand and lands a lethal blow on Tango. Cash's anger causes him to go super saiyan. With his new found strength he is able to beat Guy to a pulp, but nothing can bring back his best friend.

13. The Last Schmaltz
Tango's last thought is how much he loves Cash. He can't imagine a world where they are apart.

14. Death of Tango (Italian Herbs & Cheese)
Cash reflects on his life as a wandering cowboy. He mourns the loss of Tango and decides to keep travelling until things make sense again.

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released December 12, 2022

BINKY is Aaron, Bill, Cody, Cyrus, Jacob, and Paul


Saxophone on Death of Tango by Joe Newman
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Album art by Bill and Cody with AI assistance.

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