Living in Kansas can be pretty boring
But so I've heard so can be living in outer space
Looking face to face it all seems pretty simple
That is when you are god, son, or daughter, in this place
The aliens told me I'm in a UFO
That's what your people call it, so it goes
We've read up on all your popular sci-fi
And one is the truth, you are my favorite guy
And the Jebediah confided in me
You are the new messiah, so let it be
And we just wanted to let you know
When you're going home you're never growing old
And they all sang "oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh you are the one it's true
Oooh oooh oooh you are the one brother
Oooh oooh oooh your little brother."
And now I'm home and everything is good
And now I'm home and everything is good