I've been thinking about how I am gonna sleep every day this summer
I remember how every day at camp I felt like I was running
Out of time but now I know my friends are real I love my dog
His name is Ralph and he is real I promise, he lives in Canada
Montreal, the land of plenty
Canada, where it rains honey
The pavement's made of rainbows
And their candy is made of snow
I dream about when I'm gonna reunite with my puppy
He is in the clouds, chasing the old man and bringing me my tea
His name is Champ and he has a white spot on top of his eye
But he made me cry so now I try to sneak Ralph back home
Montreal, the land of plenty
Canada, where it rains honey
The pavement's made of rainbows
And their candy is made of snow
I keep Ralph's head in a box beneath my bed
He smiles at me gives me a wink before I get my tea
My tea is black and I drink it while my parents yell at me
But I have Ralph, my one true friend, my heart goes out to thee